Pickle Juice

Best Maid dill pickle juice, one gallon. The original brine drink.

Straight-up pickle juice, bottled and sold as a drink. It's salty and sour, allegedly great for a post-workout leg cramp, though most people just drink it because it's weirdly good.

There's a whole pickleback cocktail named after this stuff. Drink it cold, sip it, or pour it over ice and pretend you're at a very strange health retreat.