Toxic Waste Sour Candy

Super-sour hard candy packed in a little toxic-waste drum. It comes with a hazard warning that it honestly deserves.

The drum says Hazardously Sour and the label is not joking. Each little barrel is coated in enough citric and malic acid to make your face fold in on itself, and the barrel doubles as a tiny warning sign.

There's a game here: see how long you can keep a straight face. There is no winning. It's the kind of sour that makes your ears itch, and it's genuinely brilliant for anyone who thinks normal sour candy is a warm-up.